Look at what my girlfriend bought me!
My girlfriend and I celebrate our one year anniversary today! I’m pretty tickled by the present that she gave me:
I believe I now have bragging rights in the computer world (especially the Linux world). It’s a shame she had to work tonight, but we’ll be going out for drinks shortly to relax, you can be sure of that 
And if having such a super cool girlfriend doesn’t give me bragging rights of some kind in the computer world…well…. turns out I also had time to rip the guts out of my dirty old computer today (which I haven’t cleaned in years) and put all of it back together inside of a very cool looking shell (which happened to be sitting on my floor for over a year doing nothing):
There we go. I had that sticker laying around here too. Sweet…